To be fair Elaine, I specifically asked not to be in charge of decor for the wake.
This is from the ‘Halloween Decorating!’ section of the Pottery Barn catalog I get (not addressed to me, but those people don’t live here anymore, so it’s mineeee!) …and I totally want this thing! But I’m a little weird, so oh well.
Some questions concerning the essential parts of the house we're renting have been raised...
like, why on earth are there so many milipedes in the bathroom? Is it due to ROTTING WOOD UNDER OUR BROKEN TILE FLOOR??
So, I’m feeling that it might be possible that we’ll be breaking our lease sometime in the near future - since our landlords should a) fix these problems (which entails tearing out the floor and fixtures in the singular bathroom in our rental area, which would make LIVING here hard during that time -> i.e. breaking our lease early) OR b) breaking the lease and moving somewhere else because they are choosing NOT to fix anything in our rental area that is clearly wrong (i.e. rotting wood, holes in walls, etc.)